Welcome to my cool stuff section. Everything here is just some cool stuff that you can play around with, have fun.
Make money for surfing the web.
Find out if you are too fat or too skinny
This thing will predict your life...very cool
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Welcome to my cool stuff section. Everything here is just some cool stuff that you can play around with, have fun. Make money for surfing the web. Find out if you are too fat or too skinny This thing will predict your life...very cool
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Boy and Girls of the class of 2005. If I could offer you one tip for the future, shampoo would be it. The short term benefits of shampoo have been proved by who? Well, nobody really. Now I will give you more advice on your future and past. Never use a mirror. Trash all your mirrors. You will just realize how fat you really are and get depressed. Don't get excited about the future. Trust me, it always turns out worse than you imagine. Getting excited about the future is just as effective as milking cows on a Tuesday morning. Do one thing that makes you happy everyday. Sleep! Don't buy lunch at school. It just tastes horrible, and scares you looking at the people that serve you food. Watch TV! Don't waste your time on losing the race, just win it. If you lose, then don't try again, you will just be wasting your time. Remember the insults you get, you can always use them against others. Send old love letters to people you don't know. Know what you are going to do with life. If you don't, chances are you will be homeless. Get plenty of candy. Maybe you'll get a job, you probably won't. Maybe you'll get a pet, you probably won't. Maybe you'll lose your hair at 40, you probably will. Maybe you'll get a rooster on your 75th birthday, you probably will. Do not read fitness magazines, they will only make you realize how weak you really are. Now, you can forget everything I said, but trust me on shampoo!
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